ha ha in a sad way.
Also: “I’m not a bad guy because my [sister, mother, girlfriend, some random woman] likes me.”
“Why should a man’s life be destroyed because a woman makes up stories about him, therefore all claims of sexual harassment forever now and in the past are null and void unless there is a video recording with special encrypted watermarks which could not have been altered in any way and the full context before and after the event is known.
“Oh, and let’s focus on protecting men’s reputation first because they are marginalized by feminism.”
“Women aren’t going to be treated as equals because they are irrational and tell these emotional stories.”
“I was just flirting.”
“It’s natural for men to want to have sex with women.”