Imaginary Interview Rejections

Having gotten enough of the actual ones, I began imagining interview rejection emails

I’ve received countless interview rejections in the past year for in-person interviews. It is part and parcel in the life of a forty-something software engineer.

It must be the constant sense of rejection, or maybe all the chemicals I’m taking to work a day job and do take-home programming assignments on nights and weekends [along with meaningful side-projects and participate in the open-source community], but…